Cars

I am guessing you guys can already tell what this one is going to be about....

I got in my car today, (shocker right) and i headed to maverick to get a doctor pepper... I was craving one. Anywho, that is beside the point. As i started to drive i started to think... (oh no... here we go again... Josh is thinking...) How awesome is it that we have cars. And,,, we can just get in and go when ever or where ever we like. Seriously... Its pretty cool. I mean come on... African people don't even know what Dr pepper is.... And their vehicles, are lions!? Or something like that...

Oh... And another thing... I think my grandpa is amazing... And this is why.

I was like.. Hey. Grandpa. This little doohickey on my car isn't working... So he was like, let me take a look at that... So he dug in my car and he opened this secret hatch door that no one knows about (i swear it appeared out of no where) and he tightened one bolt.... And it was fixed... He just smiled, you know, like old men do when they know they have out smarted you... Oh and that's another thing... How in the heck can old people know as much as they do! I swear there isn't enough room up there to fit all of that. Especially when you get old. Because the older you get, the more you shrink. (not trying to be mean. just a fact of life.)

Oh! Yeah! I almost forgot... I was thinking about this today too... How crazy is it how much cars have come along. Seriously... People use to cruise down the highway doing what.... 45? 50? Now people cruise down the highway doing what.... 80? 85? Holy Mockers! It would have given people back then a heart attack to go that fast. Really... I think they might have died...

Cars... People are way to ungrateful for them... Seriously... You know those people who you see waiting for the bus at the bus stop in the middle of the winter when it is snowing? Yeah, you know... Those ones you feel really bad for. Well, they are sitting there looking at you drive by in your nice car, with a heater, a cup holder, and a butt warmer... And what Don't you think about every time you get in your car... Man i am grateful for my car that has a heater, cup holder, and a butt warmer. Oh my gosh... BUTT WARMER!!! Wow, (this being said in someones head... WITH a car)... this really nice cars expensive leather seats are cold on my little bummy... I need it heated. Right now... OK ma'am (this being said in the head of the person that has a crappy job installing butt warmers, that has no car and waits for the bus in the middle of the winter, watching people drive by in nice heated cars that have cup holders and butt warmers). He gladly takes the car while saying. "would you like me to wipe that little bummy of yours too?". (out of ear shot of the ungrateful person of course.) Anyways.. My point is people are so ungrateful and it is ridiculous.

I think that everyone should just smile and be happy with what they have. (Even if it doesn't have a butt heater.)

Thanks for reading guys! <3

P.s. My favorite color is green. :)

Joshism #3: Don't be sad. Your waisting your time. There are too many things to be happy about. Like baby's, or beaches.